Oh, here it goes!

The Mad Hatter makes a triumphant return with the epic new idea of riding in cars with boys and parking in the church of the middle school i was thrown out of in October 2004. Novel, right?

So yes, fine, Jacob and I did it. I call him Axel in my mind. We had sex, big-fucking-deal. I wanted to. Why? because I did! Because I got tired of Lucy and Jessie and everyone putting their stake on him whilst I stood, a mile away at Edgewater with nothing to do. Lucy was using him. Jessie was ignoring him. Krystal hated him and everyone else just tolerated him. Equally, everyone hates Danielle. So, was it such a bad thing? Danielle gets the picture, so Jacob gets what he wants. They're all completely ignoring both he and I, so I get what I want. Why does it feel like I lost more than I gained when I never had them to lose in the first place?

And Sir Asshole-of-Scotland began to text me. Ha! What a joke! everything he said? went in one ear and our the other. Maybe it would hurt if the things he said came from someone who mattered----but he's nothing and I bet he's proud of himself. Pathetic.

And i hear I made Danielle cry. I feel guilty, really I do, but there's no reason for it. No, i did NOT sleep with him in order to piss her off. As if someone like her could ever make me do anything i didn't want to do. Sure, i mentioned to Emma and Kaleigh that I was glad it was going to hurt Danielle. And I said they should tell her, because if she's going to obsessively stalk somebody, she needs to hear about this, but that does not under any circumstance prove that Danielle was a key factor in this decision.

What was it he said? "Nobody here has any respect for you"

HA HA!!!!!! Who's the man who can't get the band to follow? Who's the boy who's been begging his girlfriend for sex when he doesn't even know her middle name? And lastly, why would he want to know explicit details of Jacob's sex life? Emma better watch out, if I were her, I'd be worried for the sexuality of my so-called "boyfriend."

Final point: If I ever care for the respect of the black and gold brigade, I'll be sure to keep that in mind, Bob, thanks for opening my eyes!